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wickedreapingbeauty: canitouchyoursleeve: I STILL DON’T...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:37:03 -0400

canitouchyoursleeve:

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE HATE RARITY SO MUCH???

Don’t hate; appreciate!

In terms of an actual character Rarity is my favorite. She’s incredibly nice, beyond generous, she’s feminine but not ashamed of it nor is she a slave to it, she owns a fucking world renown fashion boutique. I love the crap out of her though Pinkie Pie is always going to be my special girl.

CR states basically every single thing wrong with MLP's 3rd season (and why it'll continue to suck)

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:28:49 -0400

CR states basically every single thing wrong with MLP's 3rd season (and why it'll continue to suck):

awthredestim asked: Feel free to disregard this as a stupid question. Is Meghan McCarthy your least favorite writer of Friendship is Magic? Answer: Well, aside from the obnoxious habit about lying…

btw you should check out this guys other stuff he’s uber talented.

DA: http://chadrocco.deviantart.com/

TGWTG reviews: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/cr

joe-sparrow: adamvian: Tried to design a character who wears...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:03:40 -0400

joe-sparrow:

adamvian:

Tried to design a character who wears her Health-bar and Mana-bar as stockings <3

health bars with little offset delayed bars as health is subtracted are one of the subtler and finer tricks in modern game design.

I totally dig this

wesleymercer: geeknip: The world has been made safe nowFrom...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:31:56 -0400

wesleymercer:

geeknip:

The world has been made safe now
From oceans to mountains so steep
It’s time to put down your shield, captain
And go the fuck to sleep.

The hammers are all sitting still now
And the bilchsteim make not a peep
I don’t care that it’s daytime on Asgard
This is Earth, and we fucking sleep.

The spiders are safe in their webs now
Their bites make no one else weep
This is your official downtime
Use it to fucking sleep.

The bows have all been unstrung now
The arrows have made their last leap
I don’t care whose room you nest in
Just go the fuck to sleep.

The formulas have all been proven now
The scanners are doing their sweep
You know what I hear helps when you’re angry?
Going the fuck to sleep.

No more AIs hacking my system now
No more damn machines that go beep
So put down the soldering iron
You can dream up reactors while you sleep.

I know seventy years is a long time
To be dozing way down in the deep
But I know you’re tired, stop lying
And go the fuck to sleep.

The astrophysicists are stargazing
Or would, if their attention you didn’t keep
Who even taught you about skype sex
Wait, I don’t care, just sleep.

Tomorrow you can work on your ledger
Tomorrow through corridors you can creep
But tonight I really don’t need you
Get the fuck off the bridge and sleep.

The hawks tuck under their wings now
The little chicks no longer cheep
You want me to stop making bird puns?
Go the fuck to sleep.

The monitors dim their glow now
And the data is piled in a heap
Yes, fine, we’ll move a cot to the lab
If you promise to just fucking sleep.

The helicarrier moves quietly now
And aboard no one makes even a peep
Oh shit, what the fuck, Stark
Get back to your room and sleep!

Lmao comedic gold

Oh hey Patrick it’s been awhile.

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:01:27 -0400

Oh hey Patrick it’s been awhile.

signifierofmalepower: My picks from #safetytipsforladies on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:40:32 -0400

signifierofmalepower:

My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.

okay…the Voltron one fucking slayed me lol

fuckyeahgamegrumps: supalexi: Omg This is probably a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:00:23 -0400

fuckyeahgamegrumps:

supalexi:

Omg

This is probably a rereblog, but it’s so worth it

This is the best Steam engine Game Grumps animated.

tinycartridge: Ace Attorney 5 demo Just like it has for every...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:51:38 -0400

tinycartridge:

Ace Attorney 5 demo

Just like it has for every Ace Attorney game, Capcom has put together a web demo of Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies. And just like I have for every Ace Attorney game, I’m going to try to play this demo in Japanese because I CANNOT WAIT.

My Japanese is awful. This is a game that relies entirely on wordplay and careful reading. Have fun!
BUY Ace Attorney games, upcoming releases

Ugh I want it. I know I won’t be able to play it because I know nothing about the Japanese language.

its one of those gifs that you can...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:40:00 -0400

its one of those gifs that you can hear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RJM5t2ZFzU

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:35:00 -0400

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

solheimr: oli-twist: windspray: how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow Wryyy

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:06:56 -0400

solheimr:

oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

Wryyy

Golgo 13’s Otaku face is the same as his happy face, angry...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:03:55 -0400

Golgo 13’s Otaku face is the same as his happy face, angry face, sex face, pained face, and constipated face.

dick-luver: casual reminder that cartoon network never gave a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 08:43:29 -0400

dick-luver:

casual reminder that cartoon network never gave a fuck

Lets not forget when he gets shot to ‘the land of beautiful men’. Which was full of bear gays.

nowacking: eitaroo: Fun from 4chan. This is now canon. All...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:03:57 -0400

nowacking:

eitaroo:

Fun from 4chan.

This is now canon.

All hail our Fletchling overlords.

this bird is gonna wreck shit

Oh shit son!

antfish: natsufatsu: haha these were entertaining- love the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:23:46 -0400

antfish:

natsufatsu:

haha these were entertaining- love the facial animations

Where’s the rum?

As someone who’s finally getting into casual drinking I find this hilarious.

Your face when your sneeze won't come out

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:08:28 -0400

fuckyeahlaughters:

EVERY….FUCKING….DAY!

aschetheartist: tlrledbetter: Look who showed up in last...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:08:07 -0400

aschetheartist:

tlrledbetter:

Look who showed up in last Saturday’s new Fairly OddParents!

OMFG

I guess he’s not only game hoppin’ but media hoppin’ too.

mierose: There are customers we serve, and customers we...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:07:20 -0400

mierose:

There are customers we serve, and customers we service.

I was really debating with myself if I should post more Shego or not, but I decided to make one last post saying thank you for all the sweet comments, reblogs and likes you gave me the last two sets. I really appreciate all the attention, even if I do not feel worthy of such amazing praise!

I also want to say thank you for +200 followers on my Tumblr! It is amazing, half moon black smooches for all of my gorgeous followers <3

Photo + Edit: Kami Renee

Shego: Mie Rose (You can check out my cosplay blog for a full set)

Promo video

Uh buh…wuh…I got nothin…Its wonderful

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:06:09 -0400

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

s0mebody-different: Creat an intro scene from anything using...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:00:56 -0400

s0mebody-different:

Creat an intro scene from anything using only snoopdog.

They need to make a Smoke Weed Every Day version of the EVA theme. (FYI I hate this show but fuck yeah).