May 2013
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
solheimr:
oli-twist:
windspray:
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
Wryyy
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Your face when your sneeze won't come out
fuckyeahlaughters:
EVERY….FUCKING….DAY!
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mordeshakess:
do you ever wish long distance relationships could be solved by blue’s clues logic
A million times yes!
not-applicable:
I just want to take this moment to publicly thank my wonderful boyfriend for putting up with me- letting me cry on him and whine and bitch and complain and fish for compliments and generally be crazy but still thinking i’m wonderful.
That’s because you genuinely are wonderful I love you sweetheart <3
fuckyeah-kasumisty:
fourleafedcolfer:
i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
#and as a result she’s one of the most attractive disney characters ever created
I fucking love Nani (both physically and her personality)
Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation...
not-applicable:
Talking to my boyfriend about ghosts: ME- “we don’t know what happens to us after we die so we can’t really say either way.” HIM- “ we become the grass and the antelope eat the grass and that continues the great circle of life”
:3
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lady-tyrell:
fyi ‘wow u must be on your period’ is the most misogynistic reply to a debate that i have ever fucking heard in my fucking life and believe me one of us is gonna be bleeding and it aint gonna be me
Its a bullshit reply to a debate but I think this also applies to girls using the response “I’m on my period.” for treating you horribly.
April 2013
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cannibalcoalition:
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural....
Amazing medley of fighting game backrounds.
http://imgur.com/a/GPlx4
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